♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
[laughing] [screaming]
MCGEE: Dear Mom,
need to keep this one short ‐
[screams] I gotta run!
[rooster crows] [yawns]
Morning already?
Wakey‐wakey! McGee?
[gasp] There can only be
one reasonable explanation:
McGee's invisible!
Or, maybe he got up early?
[laughter]
Hey guys!
Wanna join me on my second jog of the day?
That's too weird, even for Lakebottom.
[grunts] Gotta...
train...
Hold me, I'm frightened.
Whatever's controlling you, McGee, you gotta fight it!
I'm just training for tomorrow's intercamp Slopstacle Course.
To the victor goes the bragging rights!
So you're not possessed?
Only by the need to rub Buttsquat's goofy face
in Lakebottom's victory.
Check out my exercise routine.
[gibberish noises]
What do you think?
The jazz hands were Armand's idea.
BUTTSQUAT: Totally lame!
It can't compete with my custom Squat‐Max Turbo Gym!
I don't even have to lift a finger...
'cause it does it for me!
[chuckles]
[♪]
I'm gonna be so ripped,
you'll be eating my dust, McWimp!
Hey! You mess with McGee, you mess with his team.
Ooh, I'm so scared!
Beat you tomorrow McGee!
Let's call him Buttsquash from now on!
Whatdaya think, McGee?
I think Buttsquat had a point.
We're gonna need more than toe touches
and jazz hands to beat Sunny Smiles.
If only we had a training shortcut.
Tell me I did not just hear you say 'training shortcut'.
Of all shortcuts, that is the third most dangerous!
Rosebud's right, campers.
Let me tell you a story...
One summer at Lakebottom,
we won every single inter‐camp competition.
'Cause you exercised and ate right?
No, 'cause we summoned a Trainer Titan
that helped us win every event!
And at first it was great!
But we got greedy
and the more we wanted victory,
the stronger the Titan got,
until it went berserk!
I can't believe we survived.
So what happened to the Titan?
We trapped him in limbo
and stuck him in the shed! See ya!
You know we can beat Sunny Smiles
without freeing some psycho trainer, right?
Pfft! Yeah, of course!
Okay, you guys start training for the race
and I'll be... right... back.
We're totally gonna win the race...
as soon as I free that awesome trainer from limbo!
Ah!
[growling]
[groaning]
Hey!
Allo! Are you a weakling?
Do you seek training for competition domination?
Then flex and call for JACQUES ZE JOCK!
Jacques ze Jock!
Whoa! So you'll help us win the Slopstacle Course?
But of course!
With me, you will destroy the competition!
Woohoo!
You gotta meet the team!
I do not do teams.
There is no "we" in "win"!
But I freed you. You have to do what I say!
I am no genie!
You train alone or I find someone else to make a winner.
I wanna be a winner!
But of course! Lunge with me!
[♪]
Ughhh!
Oof!
That would've gone better if the whole team was here.
Yeah it's not like McGee to miss a good squid squeezing.
You don't think he went looking for the Titan, do you?
Of course not!
He'd have to be bananas t‐‐ oh boy.
Okay, I'm impressed and ready to train on my own.
When do we start?
Right now!
I have the perfect program.
First, you will push a boulder up hill.
Then you will slay a hydra with your bare hands.
[Screech]
Then I'll be in winning shape?
Mais non!
That will take three years.
What? But the race is tomorrow!
Oh...are you saying you want the shortcut?
Ah, bien!
I give you power to destroy the competition... like so!
[Grunting, roaring]
Jacques, bring it down...
Like so?
Uh, that's a bit much.
Back to TV limbo with you!
Never!
If you won't destroy the competition,
I'll find someone who will!
[growl]
Tell me that wasn't a rampaging Titan.
Whatever it was, it had incredible calves!
This isn't what it looks like...
okay it's totally what it looks like.
What were you thinking, McGee?
I wanted to lead Lakebottom to victory!
Just not in Jacques's "destroy the competition" way.
Wait. He wants to destroy the competition?
Great.
Now we're the competition!
[fainting sigh]
You did WHAT?
This is bad news, campers.
There's no way we can let Jacques
bring back aerobics chic!
I can't help feeling like this is partially...
mostly... all?
All my fault!
I was just so focused on winning.
Y'know, winning could be the key to this.
Jacques can't destroy winners.
Yeah, that would be unsportsmanlike!
We must train... Lakebottom‐style!
[♪]
Ow! Whoa!
[♪]
Oof. Ow.
[Sigh]
Whoa!
Not good enough!
W‐w‐whoa‐o‐oa!
[Sigh]
Not good enough!
[Screaming]
Non!
[heavy breathing] I know, I know.
"Not good enough."
Now, petit, you flex for me!
[strain]
[grunt]
[moan]
I have trained many humans, but you?
You're the worst!
All you've done today
is make me sweaty and sore from exercising.
What kind of trainer does that?
Are you saying you want the shortcut
to destroy the competition?
You have a shortcut?
Why didn't you say so!
Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!
Ah bien!
Feel the burn...
Lookin' good, campers!
Yeah!
I made a special breakie of Canadian bat bacon
to put hair on your chests!
I'm manly now!
I've filled my air cannon‐hand with screamers for the race.
Don't you mean "streamers"? Nope.
[Monstrous scream]
And I've been writing a special Bottom Dweller cheer.
♪ Rah Rah Lakebottom! ♪
♪ We're gonna...find a rhyme for 'Lakebottom'! ♪
It's a work in progress.
You know, I think we can win this.
[grunt]
Allo, Bottom Peoples!
Are you ready to meet your destroyers?
This should be a piece of cake.
Bring 'em on!
Regard... Buffsquat!
[Laughing]
Is that... Buttsquat?
He's more manly than me!
Alright kids, the rules are simple:
first person across the finish line
wins the race for their team.
Ready... set...
[Monstrous scream]
[♪]
Destroy the competition!
[♪]
Animal in trouble.
Where?
There.
[♪]
[gasp] NOOOOOOO!
[panting]
Ha ha ha I'm in the lead!
I can win this!
[Roar]
Not good!
[Screaming]
You're safe now, little guy‐
Whoa!
Magic squirrel!
[Screaming]
Amazing!
[Screaming]
Prepare to lose, McLoser!
[grunt]
Buffsquat stuck.
Yes! C'mon, camper!
You're almost there!
Buffsquat!
If you cannot destroy the competition,
I must destroy you!
Help me!
Ugh, stupid conscience.
Aah!
[♪]
AAH!
Put him back in the box, camper!
[♪]
NON! Not the limbo!
Never liked that program.
Buffsquat smash McFlea!
How is this not over yet?
[grunt]
Buffsquat destroy competition!
I'm gonna...
[gasp] [huff]
Crush you!
Uh oh...
Looks like you did it, McGee!
Nah, I think this is more of a group win.
Victory is ours!
♪ Rah Rah Lakebottom! ♪
♪ You totally kick bottom! ♪
[Cheering]
Poetic genius, buddy!
Can somebody get this boat off of me?
It's really heavy! Hello?
[♪]